Archive for February, 2011

Year two: cotton and zombies…


2011
02.28
Zombie warning signs: convincing

Yes, that means you!

In these trying times it’s important to be prepared for every eventuality. We all need a bit of a fortress, a metaphorical Fort Klapperkop to hide in after a crappy day, a hidey-hole that protects us against the stresses and trials and tribulations of modern society. And the greatest of these three? Zombies.

Zombie voodoo dolls

Don't let the sweet little heart fool you!

Zombies aren’t known for their finesse, so it’s best to use a very straightforward way to warn them off. Red is a good colour, bold and eye-catching. Cotton is absorbent – you don’t know when things might get splattery.

It also helps to have a partner in imagination who understands exactly what’s needed to keep the brain-munching masses at bay. Hence this sign of epic geek proportions. Zombies stand slack-jawed in awe. Of course, they might try their luck by scratching at the surface a bit… Which is why there are bullet holes. And some gore. And just for in case they didn’t get the message… Toss a zombie voodoo doll into the mix!

I’m gonna go geek out a bit more now… And stick some pins in some brain-draining zombies…

PS: Kristia and Jian, they can be made to order! :-)

Now open wide…


2011
02.16

Work from Animalarium: Monday Matticchio

Now imagine we're in a dentist's waiting room, and cats were allowed... Pretty much! Check more awesome work at Animalarium by clicking on the pic.

Today, Bryan Adams and my cat saved my life. (Oh, the drama!) For the first time in my 30 years, I had to go to the dentist for a filling. A teensy, tiny filling – but one that nevertheless needed a needle. And if you know anything about me, you know that I have a debilitating fear of needles. Some of the standout moments in my long list of needle-related incidents include:

• Being betrayed by my parents as they lift my unsuspecting self up so that the pediatrician can stick a needle in my butt
• Having a nurse lie on top of me to hold me still so the doctor can get some bloodwork (in matric, while deathly ill with glandular fever)
• Collapsing my veins (three times) while the Liberty Life nurse tries to get blood for my dread disease policy (useless, I got duped into it, and I’ve never got a policy since)
• Ruining my husband’s jacket with tears while the dermatologist removes a “dodgy mole (it turned out to be an unhappy hair follicle) from my arm (yes, he was there to hold my hand)

So yes, needles. An hour before my dentist’s appointment found me schnarfing rescue remedy while getting increasingly panicky. Driving there I could barely focus on the road. And then I tried to distract myself by reading a magazine in the waiting room – no use.

Which is where my cat came in. People say you should go to your happy place in times of stress or fear. So I gave it a shot, flicking through various scenarios in my head and finally settling on Her Royal Highness Queen Peroni in one of her favourite positions: purring a mile a minute on my chest, every now and then delicately stretching a leg and flexing her pretty pink paws so that I can tickle between the pads. She does this usually when I’m trying to read, and it’s terribly cute and strangely calming. So I’m thinking of Queen Peroni, and it’s working… Kind of. Because every now and then her truck-engine purr sounds strangely drill-like, and every now and then the little pink paws sprout needlelike claws…

Round about then, the dentist came a-calling, causing an involuntary spasm of my tearducts, which he kindly ignored. I stumbled onto the chair… And this is where dear old Bryan Adams came in. As the dentist took my cheek between thumb and forefinger, vigorously shaking it in preparation for the needle’s entrance, I closed my eyes and started singing at the top of my lungs – in my head. “I got my first real six-string… Bought it at the five and dime… Played it ’till my fingers bled… Was the summer of sixty nine…” Word for word, beat by beat, totally ignoring the goings on in my hard-done-by mouth. And it worked. It really did.

I have my husband to thank for this piece of advice. It also works for air turbulence, I’ll have you know. Give it a shot.

So although I won’t call it my most fun experience, I survived it, stumbling out there with the vague fear that drool might be dripping down my chin.

And I am no longer a filling virgin, more’s the pity. Or as a friend sneakily commented, “it takes a filling to no longer be a virgin.” True that…

Tripping on the rose-petal path…


2011
02.15

Italian Illustrator Barbara Pala's awesome work

Italian illustrator Barbara Pala created a range of awesome cards featuring some weird and wonderful couple combinations - suitable for any day, not just Valentine's. Check out more of the awesomeness by clicking on the pic.

I have a cheesy streak a mile wide. It’s not a secret, and I’m rather proud of my ability to gobble up copious amounts of cute. I figure it gets balanced out with the flipside of my loves: guts and gore and zombies. So that’s okay.

I’m also the proud owner of a hubby who’s incredibly anti-cheese. It causes me to moan and groan greatly every Valentine’s Day – and always, always I have to eat my words at the end of the day, because he invariably does treat me in some special way. Even if it doesn’t include red roses and cheap heart-shaped chocolates. You’d think I’d have learned to stop complaining. But hey, I love the drama…

It feels kind of obvious to say that people look at love in different ways… But we do tend to forget that our take on the most unpredictable of feelings is not the be all and end all. No wonder self-help books on love languages and the differences between sexes are so lucrative.

I bullied some of my friends (and also promised not to bother them until the next Valentine’s Day) to give me their take on love in a roundabout way: through their favourite love songs, romantic scenes in movies or quotes on love. So here goes the cheese fest!

Kristia

Lars and the Real Girl: “And Bianca loved us all. Especially Lars. Especially him.”

Although it’s a funeral scene, I feel it captures the human need to feel loved. Whether it’s true or imagined, love changes the landscape of our lives, it breaks the tedium of our existence, it inspires art and music and it makes us feel unique.

Most of my favourite love songs are about unrequited love or heartbreak. Considering my romantic history I guess I can understand why. My favourite song of all time is also my favourite love song. Although the song is originally by Ray Charles, I love Van Morrison’s version of it. Go check out You Don’t Know Me by Van Morrison here.

My favourite quote on love was intended as sarcasm and said in passing by a friend that I only met once. I can’t help but imagine that one day it’ll be true:

“Everything revolves around me, revolving around you.”

Russell

My song is Make Your Own Kind Of Music by Mamas & Papas… From the film Beautiful Thing – the best gay teen romance film in the world. There’s a scene where Jamie and Ste have escaped the dreary confines of their East London council estate and are chasing one another through a forest (possibly the Epping Forest), and then they kiss. Makes me wanna cry and laugh and dance all at the same time…”

Graffiti in California

Graffiti girl spreads the love in California on Valentine's Day 2009... Check out more by clicking on the pic.

Cecile

Movies:
Aaah… That moment in Say Anything with John Cusack where he lifts his stereo to play Peter Gabriel’s In Your Eyes for the love of his life.

“…in your eyes

the light the heat

in your eyes

I am complete

in your eyes

I see the doorway to a thousand churches

in your eyes

the resolution of all the fruitless searches

in your eyes

I see the light and the heat

in your eyes

oh, I want to be that complete

I want to touch the light

the heat I see in your eyes”

City of Angels: Seth: “I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.’

And just about every single quote here!

Top Gun (this one’s just a nice cheesy one)

Goose and his Mrs: Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud!
Goose: That’s me, honey.
Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

As Good As It Gets: ‘You make me want to be a better man.’

And let’s not forget the cheesiest of them all:

‘You complete me’ – Jerry Maguire.

Talita Mossie Meisie

When Bloom meets Penelope in The Brothers Bloom here
My romantic moments should be sublime and ridiculous. Red roses and chocolate – pfft ag please!
The most romantic movie for me at age 16 was Lady Jane (1986) with Helena Bonham-Carter. It’s an amazing love story… But doesn’t have a happy ending…

My romantic song of choice is always Pink Martini’s Hey Eugene, and the words that always get me are: ‘and you told me you weren’t that drunk and that I was your favourite salsa dancer you have ever come across in New York City…’

Davy-Doo-l-Love-You

This epic scene in Moulin Rouge

Jennifer

Songs: Nothing Compares To You (Sinead O Connor) – makes me think of all the breakups I have had. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Culture Club) – makes me think of all the relationships I have had and Woman (John Lennon) – makes me long for… John Lennon.

Movies: Just watched Dirty Dancing again last night. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Nobody! Also, probably anything by Woody Allen but really just Annie Hall. Recently, 500 Days Of Summer.

Quotes: “The notion that there might be a better or more convenient time to love has cost many people a lifetime of regret.” – Leo Buscaglia

xkcd's honest take on love...

Brutally honest... But true... Check more webcomics by clicking on the pic

The Publisher

Songs: I’m your man – Leonard Cohen, To bring you my love – PJ Harvey, Escape (The Pina Colada Song) – Rupert Holmes, Graceland – Paul Simon, Sundown – Gordon Lightfoot, Droomvrou – Lucas Maree.

Quote: “Ek dink nie ek sal ooit daaroor kom nie. ‘n Mens leer om dit te hanteer. Jy leer om toneel te speel, maar die wond bly dieselfde. Jy leer net om pleisters op te sit – dis al wat jy doen.” T.T. Cloete

Movies: The closing scene on the train in Next Stop Wonderland: the guy and girl don’t know each other and never share a scene… Until the end, when the train lurches and she stumbles against him. And stays right there, with his arm around her.

The wedding scene in Best Years Of Our Lives: the guy and girl see each other at a friend’s wedding months after a really bad goodbye. They stare at each other throughout the ceremony, and afterwards, he walks to her and kisses her.

Tom Hanks’s dad in You’ve Got Mail: “Have you ever known me to be with someone like that (the one person in the world who makes you truly happy)? Have you?”
Hanks in the same movie to Meg Ryan: “Sometimes a guy just wants the impossible.”

Hugo

The end of Great Expectations: Estella: “Can you ever forgive me?” Finn:  “Don’t you know me at all?” And she did…

Meagan

Fools Rush In, where Matthew Perry’s character tells Salma Hayek, “You are everything I never knew I always wanted…”
A Walk In The Clouds – Where Keanu’s drunk and singing under his love’s window…

Love songs? UB40’s take on Can’t Help Falling In Love – it got sung at my wedding!

Washington

Loads of songs! Romeo & Juliet – Dire Straits, Atlantis in jou oë – Koos Kombuis, Engel - Karen Zoid, I drove all night – Cindy Lauper, Brilliant Disguise - Bruce Springsteen, I can hear your heartbeat – Chris Rea, Lost in you – Rod Stewart, Hallelujah – Rufus Wainwright

LA Confidential: Lynn: “You’re the first man in five years who didn’t tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.” Bud White: “You look better than Veronica Lake.”

Four Weddings And A Funeral. The girl learned sign language to be able to talk to Hugh Grant’s characters deaf brother… She signs “that’s mice” instead of “nice”, but he doesn’t mind…

Me

There’s a scene in Big Fish that I find really touching. Senior Sandra (Jessica Lange) finds senior Ed (Albert Finney) in the bathtub… And then she joins him. It’s touching and sad and very sweet. I can’t remember exactly what they said, but roughly: Ed: “I was drying out…” Sandra: “I don’t think I’ll ever dry out…” They’re basically saying goodbye in preparation for Ed’s death… But also reliving every moment of their strange romance.

Bon Iver & St Vincent’s take on Crooked Fingers’ Sleep All Summer always gets me. It’s not really soppy love, but rings very true… “I will change for you but babe that doesn’t mean that I will be a better man.”

And then, a quote that just sums it all up… “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

Yay for bunnies!


2011
02.02

I think it’s pretty clear by now that I have a thing for bunnies. So even though I’m bummed that 2011 doesn’t mean anything particular for me – I was born in a Year of the Monkey, which figures – I’m still thrilled that The Year of the Metal Rabbit will officially start on 3 February 2011. So to celebrate, here are some pretty pics featuring my second-favourite animal (after Her Royal Highness Queen Peroni): the noble rabbit.

Artwork by Dan May

Dan May's contribution to INLE, click on pic for more info!

Artwork by Greg Simkins

A twisted take on Watership Down by Greg Simkins for INLE - click on pic for more info.

An old bunny pin-up image

Playboy Bunnies used to be way more conservative...

Ryohai Hase's Mary musth

Ever woken up and just felt like a bunny? Yep. Check out Ryohei Hase's beautiful work at www.ryoheihase.com

Dawn ng's Walter installation

There you are, walking along, when a giant rabbit catches your eye. Check out Walter's escapades at www.dawn-ng.com

antique bunny-themed nengajō from the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston collection.

1915 - Bunny in bed: antique bunny-themed nengajō from the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston collection.

Canadian postage stamp

Bunnies via post...

Awesome dustbunny by Andre Chasqueira

My favourite: a specially designed bunny for dustbunniesproject by good friend Andre Chasqueira. It rocks.

An image by Darla Teagarden

Fanciful bunny flights - the only way to travel. Absinthe Wonderland is one of Darla Teagarden's magical photography projects, check more out at www.darlateagarden.com