Archive for July, 2010

Moms: creative slave-drivers…


2010
07.11

Quest for Creativity: Day 9, 10 & 11, Lessons 9, 10 & 11: Sometimes, raw materials are important. But in case of emergency, break the Mom-glass.

Close-up of the business of crocheting.
That finger? It’s spasmed into place!

So I got my hands on a true-blue fisheye camera, and decided that my trip to visit the parentals in the Eastern Free State this past weekend (yep, the winter in Jozi just hasn’t been cold enough for me: I need some black frost, baby!) would be documented with some interesting lomography… And that could make a nice creative project that spanned the weekend. One tiny little flaw in my plan: I didn’t stock up on film before leaving the big city. No problem, though: I’ll just hop into the local Kodak. Only… They don’t sell film anymore. At all. “Don’t you know everything’s digital now?”

Uhm, what? Surely there are still people out there interested in practicing the art of actual film photography? Going through the whole process of trial and error and sometimes pure dumb luck to get that perfect image, and then hoping that that perfect image doesn’t get ruined in the development process? I was a bit flabbergasted. Okay, yeah, everything HAS gone digital. But some things are artforms, ya know? And I really didn’t deserve the supercilious look the teenaged counter girl gave me… Ever heard the term of golden oldie, huh? Huh?!

Me and mom crocheting.
Mom to the rescue… Note the debris of numerous projects…

Anyway, my humiliation was complete after buying the last and only roll of film at the local pharmacy, full well knowing that it’s the wrong kind of film for my precious camera. But by then, I just wanted film, any film, dammit! I’m putting it in my fridge and saving it for posterity. “Look, children, it’s the lesser spotted camera film. What do you mean what’s a camera?”

Anyway, this setback kind of put paid to my project plans for the weekend… Luckily for me, I found myself in the formidable presence of my mom, who’s one of the most insanely creative people I know. She only has to look at a rusty spoon and she’s already turned it into twenty different random arty objects. Salad Fingers would be proud. So she decided that she was single-handedly going to teach me how to mosaic a tile, make a craft cat, create a interesting salad (for real), paint with crayons and crochet some flowers, among other things. And she had all the gear ready in the blink of an eye, deciding we would start with the noble art of crocheting. Speed wobble number one: it seemed that her oldest daughter’s hand-eye coordination had taken a dip since, say, her second birthday, which kind of meant that the whole weekend was simply focused on crocheting. She couldn’t stop sniggering…

A craft broach made from purple velvet with crocheted wool edges.
Viola: ze broach!

Anyway, I pushed through the pain of a cricked neck and spasming muscles in my hand and learnt how to crochet. Well, I learnt the basics, anyway, and then put it all together to make a little brooch from a cutout piece of velvet from my matric farewell dress. (If my dad finds out, I’m dead.)

It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, but it turned out to be a lot of fun anyway… And I might be buying myself some actual crocheting needles now… Yes, you may laugh.

Read up on my quest for creativity here.

When skillz hit a coma…


2010
07.11

Quest for Creativity: Day 8, Lesson 8: If you don’t keep your hand in, it’ll come back and throw egg on your face…

A scene from online Kongregate game Coma
Coma: destined to make you feel inadequate…

Ah, them old Nintendo cartridges… I remember playing Bomberman straight through in one glorious sitting, hitting final level 52 and holding my breath for what would happen next… “Congratulations. You can now play Lode Runner.” (Or something similar.) Ah, the anticlimax of having a mom unwilling to buy another game cartridge…

Then there was Ninja, Super Mario Bros, Battle City… And computer games, Playstation games, Arcade games… Wolfenstein, Duke Nukem… And still later, Diablo and Diablo II, Need For Speed, Tekken (in Arcades!), Mortal Kombat and Black & White… (oh, the agony: should I be good or evil? It looks so coool when my tiger chows those villagers!) And, of course, text-based Mystic over Telnet, and card-based Magic: The Gathering. In fact, Magic marked the first time I ever got drunk, during an especially random drinking game. “I see your Thunder Troll and raise you two tots of tequila!”

These days, gaming on any platform isn’t really a priority anymore – except for maybe the random 30 Seconds game at a dinner party. (Good drinking games in that, too.) It’s a time thing, really… But sometimes, I miss getting lost in another world, working my thumbs to the bone and screaming at the screen in fright or anger or excitement… I even remember playing Diablo II until late at night, and freaking out when a black shadow snaking across the floor launched itself at my head while I was playing. It turned out to be the neighbour’s cat… Evil little shaman devil.

A scene from online Kongregate game Coma
Comas: packed full of pretty scenery…

Anyway. A friend sent me this link, to an eerie, beautifully done and simple little online game called Coma. “Play it right through to the end,” he said. “It’s not long,” he said. Yeah, right. I’ve realized just how much I suck at gaming these days: turns out it’s a skill that can get pretty rusty if you neglect it for a while. (Say, years.)

It also turns out that gaming takes some pretty creative thinking. Okay, this I’ve always known, on some deep subconscious level. All those people who say staring at pixels on a screen all day rots your brain have got a serious rethink coming.

I couldn’t even figure out the simplest solutions without my friend’s help… “Swing from that vine? D’oh! Run throught the worm’s intestine? Now why didn’t I think of that?”

It has freaked me out a bit, I must admit. Whatever happened to my creative problem solving skills? So playing Coma’s become one of my creative projects. I shall play it right through. Even if it takes me a year. But if it takes me a year I might have to retire in shame from ever again mentioning that I tried my hand at gaming at all in my life…

Check out what all this creativity stuff is about here!

Overachieving, the creative way…


2010
07.07

Quest for Creativity Day: 6 & 7: Lessons 6 & 7: Sometimes the trick is to find something creative in really mundane circumstances… And lack of sleep makes you hallucinate.

An xkcd webcomic

xkcd: best webcomics ever.

Insomnia sucks. Any creative ways of solving a sleep crisis? Shoot with your ideas, ‘cos I’ve tried all the normal ones! Although I wouldn’t call yesterday a dead loss… I found lots and lots of pretty dresses on ModCloth… And spent time thinking of creative ways to get my hands on some money to buy them all. I’m still poor.

Today was more… interesting. A friend passed on this link: ten tips to boost your creativity. You’re supposed to integrate them into your day to day life to gradually improve your creative thinking… But why make things easy? I tried to make all ten tips work for me today. And here are the results… PS, the tips as I use them here are abbreviated, go check out the originals at the link.

Ditch group brainstorming – instead have people come up with ideas on their own and then meet to discuss them. My version: get friends to send me ideas to try for my Quest for Creativity, and I’ll mull them over. I’m probably going to try all of these:

  • “Use make-up to paint a picture of a cat from Old Possum’s Book Of Practical Cats.”
  • “Use pots and pans to play some music.”
  • “Bake cupcakes.”
  • “Blow bubbles.”
  • “Colour in a picture.” (Crayons, oooh!)
  • “Play with play dough.”

Feed your mind by doing something completely different. Okay, on this one, I must admit that I can’t really think of something I did today that’s completely different from my usual MO… Besides maybe NOT having a chocolate? Erm, no, that doesn’t count…

For “Change perspective to find a novel solution”, I channeled my 18-month-old niece Mea’s thinking. Not to necessarily find a solution to anything specific… Just to try and think like her. I got an uncontrollable urge to twirl round and round to some crappy music until I fell over. And then to pout prettily until someone gave me some cold pasta I could eat while watching Garfield. Sounds like a plan, methinks.

An xkcd webcomic

Admit it, you sniggered...

Have fun. So okay, this is geeky, and also doesn’t really count because I tend to trawl it all the time… But the most fun I had today was browsing through the awesome comics at xkdc. I’m totally in love with them. I need to get out more, right?

Become more curious about the world. I checked up on the meaning of the Turing Test on Wikipedia. I think this seriously counts as exploring odd bits of the universe… Wiki it. Trust me.

Embrace nature. Well, there’s a potplant on my desk. And my cat is the most embraceable bit of nature I know, when she’s in a good mood. And her purr always makes me smile.

Listen to classical music to induce a good mood. Uhm, no, sorry… I cannot do this. I’m a classical music philistine and listening to it drives me batty…. But I do have a few songs that really upped my mood today: Miike Snow’s Animal, Goldfrapp’s Rocket and Sufjan Stevens’ Chicago. I’m thinking that did the trick!

Carry a small notebook and pencil around with you and scribble down an idea the moment it comes into your head. Sheesh, if I had to write any more than I already do, I’d get no actual life done… But yes, I do have a booklet. I have several. I’m single-handedly responsible for deforestation in the Amazon. The idea I scribbled down? “Buy more hot chocolate!”

Randomly select a word from a dictionary and then create ideas based around this word. The word: moose. The ideas: everything from a new system of transport to why I need a toothbrush holder that’s shaped like a moose. Also why a pair of moose antlers (or how bout just the whole bloody moose) would add some gravitas to my desk at work. The buck stops here!

Move! One hell of a Muay Thai class where I had to sit with my head between my legs to avoid spontaneous combustion? Check.

Hmm. I suppose focusing on these tips day by day would probably make some long-term changes to your general creative mindset… But I think the next thing I’m trying is painting with make-up.

Why am I torturing myself like this? Find out here!

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting…


2010
07.05

Quest for Creativity: Day 5, Lesson 5: Some people’s creativity can give you a bloody nose, bruised elbows and mebbe some broken ribs…

A Muay Thai practitioner demonstrating knee kick

Smell it... Smell it... Now take it! Image from http://www.muaythai-fighting.com/muay-thai-knee-techniques.html

Physical creativity. It’s what gets guys talking about who’d win in a face off: boxers vs martial arts practitioners vs wrestlers? Like, if you put them in a ring together?

I’m thinking the answer pretty much depends on the mindset of the person going in. And his/her ability to do jumping squats holding an aerobics-style bench above their heads.

I’m not sure what tempted me to get into Muay Thai… Probably the regular urge I get to throttle somebody, or just get their brains to squirt out their noses. Channeling this urge onto punching bags and the occasional well-protected sparring partner is just so much tidier. And saves on lawsuits.

Anyway, tonight’s class will have to stand up to some scrutiny to fulfill my daily creativity obligation. I’m short on material, okay! I could waffle on about martial arts philosophy and the graceful-yet-deadly moves of seasoned fighters, the beautiful bend of a knee when a roundhouse kick’s done right (eat that, Chuck Norris), or the sense of accomplishment when you didn’t actually throw up in class.

But probably the most creative moment tonight was during an exercise in blocking: if your hands/elbows aren’t where they need to be at the right moment, your opponent’s gonna give you ringing ears and bruised ribs. So we’re ducking and wriggling and hitting and focusing… Until the Kru waltzes past and goes, “Focus! It’s like a snake dance!” And it was. Like a dodgy slinky Saturday Night Fever bellydance with added adrenalin and the potential for a bloody nose.

But our giggling kind of put paid to any further serious focus… Luckily our Kru saw the humour in it as well… A creative way of getting a concept across methinks! And now, I’m gonna look for ice packs and my bed…

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Of arts and crafts and really dodgy bunnies…


2010
07.04

Quest for Creativity: Day 3 & 4, Lesson 3 & 4: If you’re gonna talk about doing something, you might as well just do it. Or it won’t get done. Oh, and do what you really love, even if other people think it sucks.

An arts and crafts bunny made out of brown floral fabric.

Wonky Bunny: all about the pose.

So don’t ask me too much about Day 3 and what I actually managed to do creatively speaking… Does hanging out with a bunch of animators/ designers/ artists in a smoke-filled room count? (Ask me about the smoke.) So much talent in one spot would make you feel pretty inferior, if said talented weren’t engaged in playing drinking games based on the amount of time Schweinsteiger’s name was mentioned in the Germany vs Argentina game. We all slur the same…

Day 4’s a different story: I switched off the mental gears and decided to go all hands-on and crafty. Yep, I gathered up all the bits and pieces I could find (the house needs a Spring Clean) and made a bunny. It was gonna be a broach. It kind of turned into something else. And it looks a little wonky, but hey, it poses pretty darn cool. And here’s what I learnt…

An arts & crafts bunny made out of brown floral fabric.

Nope, it's not the love child of a Daschund and Bambi.

  • There’s never a pair of decent scissors around when you need one.
  • Less is more. Don’t put bells on the bunny’s tail.
  • There are loads of arts & craft-type templates on the web. And I mean, loads… But the one you really want, the one-eyed cyclops dodgy demented bunny, you have to buy.
  • I’m not good at sewing. The needles scare me. The bloody fingertips too. But I’m pretty damn good at threading a needle.
  • I’ll never, ever laugh at arts & crafts people again. It takes loads of patience and a steady hand and lots and lots of time.
  • I think that Wonky Bunny is probably my first and last craft project… Ever. Next stop, baking!

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Guest blog: Creative Dating: Beyond The Pizza Frontier…


2010
07.02

Quest for Creativity: Day 2, Lesson 2: when short of inspiration, turn to your friends…

Heart-shaped pizza with basil leaves spelling love

First dates and pizza: perfect, really.

Today was a slow day creatively speaking… So it was an awesome bonus when good friend and fellow word addict Kristia Van Heerden passed on her take on reclaiming creativity… Specifically: the Art of Creative Dating… Sometimes, the most creative thing you can do is to recognise creativity in someone else. Enjoy, and check out more of Kristia’s work here and here!

“The lesser-spotted Comfort Zone is an amazing creature. It disguises itself as routine, smells of cosy and consumes its prey (often suburban 20-something humans) while still alive. I’ve fallen victim to this strange creature recently. When I finally realised what was happening to me, I set out on an oddly indie date with The Kid – a pizza delivery boy.

Dainfern Estate in northern Johannesburg is the perfect setting to overcome the fuzzy, sleepy hold of the fierce, but wonderfully cuddly Comfort Zone. Manicured residents, cars I’ve only ever admired from a distance and palatial homes can be quite intimidating to a very, very middle class Afrikaans girl from Vereeniging.

The agreement was this: The Kid would pick up the pizzas from the restaurant and drive me to the doorstep of my famished and mostly intoxicated patrons. Getting the pizza from the car to the door, and more importantly, getting the money from the door to the car, would be my responsibility.

We set out to the first delivery of the night. The house is enormous. Instead of a functional little doorbell, a huge, brass slave bell greets me. When I finally realise my dainty knocks are about as useful as a marketing meeting on a Friday, I ring the slave bell (and feel a pang of colonial guilt). Then this happens:

Rich Man (opening the door): I see you’ve discovered the behaaa…..
Me (smiling): Hi!
Rich Man: Good God! Did I order from Teazers?
Me: *uncomfortable giggle*
Rich Man: Please, step inside.

The door opens into a white, tiled entrance hall, complete with miniature Venus de Milo statuettes. I suppress a giggle. A pond-like structure in the middle of the room catches my eye. I notice it extends outside for a couple of metres. I casually glance into the pond and stare right into the gaping mouths of about twenty giant koi fish.

Me: Holy shit! You have whales in your house!
I give myself a little pat on the back for being oh, so witty.
Rich Man: They’re koi fish.
Me: Oh.

While I contemplate what I’ll do when Rich Man tries to put my tip in my underwear, Rich Man’s Kid appears. I’m dumbfounded by the extreme hotness of this individual. I reconsider the underwear thing for a moment. Rich Man’s Kid gawks at me. I gawk back. Rich Man pays me without asking for a lap dance. I manage to reach the car before I’m overcome by a fit of laughter. I calm myself and find that I got tipped thirty bucks.

The deliveries that followed involved mistaking a homeowner for a prostitute, hitting a nerve with a recently divorced cougar, almost getting manhandled by a drunk patron who was suspicious of The Kid sitting in his driveway while I was making the delivery and baffling a dude so much that he spent thirty seconds staring at me wordlessly in front of his heavily pregnant wife.

I would say it’s one of the best dates I’ve ever been on, but the fact of the matter is it’s one of the only dates I’ve ever been on. I can say that I had a great time. The delivery appealed to my inner voyeur, the time between deliveries was spent getting to know The Kid and each tip was a giant ego boost. In addition, I was such an epically cheap date I actually earned money. That’s something to cling to, no?”

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The day I got me some Jagger… Mick Jagger…


2010
07.01

Quest for Creativity: Day 1, Lesson 1: creativity probably involves a bit of improvisation…

So today I got a chance to stretch some journalistic muscles that have gone a bit rusty and spent too much time on the couch… Getting down and dirty in the trenches aka physically hunting down a Person of Interest. In this particular case, Mick Jagger. Yes, the wrinkly one made an appearance at a venue that shall remain nameless to kick around a soccer ball on behalf of a charity that I also won’t name cos they basically kept me from getting some satisfaction (I’m un-PC like that).

So armed with a vuvuzela (don’t ask…) I met up with an eager and decidedly non-journalist friend at said venue – he had a very long camera lens. We needed that. Ten minutes and a nonchalant saunter later, we were being approached by Mick’s security staff and a lady with an annoying accent. Apparently, hiding long lenses (especially that long) is harder than one might think.

So what do you do? Lie, aka improvise. Yes, we’re supposed to be here. Name’s not on the list? Oh dear, your people must have buggered up. Do I remember the accent of the lady that spoke to me? No, cos she spoke to a colleague who passed on the details to me. Yes, here’s my business card. What do you mean we’ll spoil it for the children? Not at all! Don’t play the guilt card! (haha laughs security). I mean, these kiddies won’t even know who Mick Jagger is! (I thought that, didn’t actually say it though.) What if we just put the camera away and sit here and watch. No? Really? We’re big fans… I could sing if you like… Still no?

By this time, my smile was wearing thin, so I hauled out the last weapon in my arsenal… I took off my sunglasses. Oh yes. Puppy eyes. They always work… And they were working, for sure, on the security guy… But then nasal lady came back. And you could just see his back stiffening and next thing we knew we were on our way out. We crept along, discussing what we should try next, until security dude appeared behind us and kind of made sure we buggered off.

So we did. Sort of. I got in my car. I sat. I got out. Bugger this for a lark, basically: I’m gonna get me some Mick Jagger.
End of story? I saw him, on the field, all wrinkly and lippy…. Before being hauled away by the arm by a security guy who at this stage probably just wanted to give me a crew T-shirt. (A girl can hope!)

Call it creative problem solving.

Okay, so I didn’t paint anything, discover anything, do decoupage or play with my new crayons… But I figure today’s gone down just fine as first days go when you’re on a quest for creativity! (Yes, I still need a non-cheesy name for this…)

Wondering what the hell this whole quest vibe is about? Read here!

The noble quest for creativity!


2010
07.01

Chickens speculating about creativity.So turning 30 aka getting older has triggered visions of being obsolete and disposable and all kinds of scary scenarios in my head… Like, for example, losing my creativity and turning into a boring white picket fencer. So what to do, what to do… How about going hunting for it? Like, a Quest for Creativity. Finding the Holy Grail of eureka moments. Hunting down that elusive animal, Inspiration….

So that’s what I’m doing. Starting on the 1st of July (hey, that’s today!), I’m looking for my mojo. The creative spark that will kick the butt of all my darker fantasies and make me feel all shiny and new and bona fide cool kid again…

Only, how does one go about finding creativity? Where do I actually start? In fact, what is creativity? Can it be defined? Should it be defined? Can anyone be considered an expert on creativity? Is someone who mosaics a pot equal in creativity to someone who writes a novel? And does being creative actually mean the end of my quest must see me create something, like the word implies?

What about commercial vs high-concept creativity? Am I allowed to judge creative merit? Yes, but is it art? Do I even want to create something? What if it’s shit? What if it really just proves my obsolete status? If I just leave this box closed, all possibilities exist… But if I open it and go looking, what if the probability field collapses into a Tretchikoff? (Is there anything wrong with a Tretchikoff?)

You kind of see my problem… Perhaps step one of being creative is simply coming up with a name for my mission… something cooler than “quest for creativity”. Cos actually, that’s not very creative… It sounds like the title of some self-help book…

Okay. So for the next 31 days, day by day, I’ll be digging. I’ll have to figure something out about creativity every day. And maybe by the end of this, I’ll have my opus. Or maybe not. Watch this space!

For Day 1, click here.

For Day 2, click here.

For Day 3 & 4, click here.

For Day 5, click here.

For Day 6 & 7, click here.

For Day 8, click here.

For Day 9, 10 & 11, click here.

For Day 12 & 13, click here.

For Day 14 & 15, click here.

For Day 16 & 17, click here.

For Day 18, click here.

For Day 19, click here.

For Day 24, click here.

For Day 25, click here.